A guy comes home and says to his wife, "Hey, honey, guess what? I finally found the boat I've been looking for. It has lots of rod holders, a prep station, tons of draining storage compartments, three fishing platforms ... everything we need." "You mean everything you need," his wife replies. "I hope it's not another one of those 'fishing boats' you tried to pass off as something we all can use. Does it have lots of seats for the kids and their friends?"
"Does it have a place to store all their kneeboards and stuff?"
"Is it comfortable and quiet? Stable? Does it have a changing room with a porta-potty?"
"Yes, it has all that," he says.
"I won't believe that until I see it," she replies.